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13.06.2025 00:21
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Mars’ Mysterious Dark Streaks Are NOT Caused by Water! Here’s the Real Story - The Daily Galaxy
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
15,000 Light-Years Away, Something Is Blinking – And It Might Rewrite Physics - SciTechDaily
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
India Is Breaking Apart — Geologists Detect Deep Continental Fracture - The Daily Galaxy
No, not a chance
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Largest Horned Dinosaur Ever Found Looks Like It Walked Off a Marvel Set - Indian Defence Review
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
No go.
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